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1184 definitions by kung-fu jesus

 
57.
One who is in a relationship with another, often means married.
"Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004
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58.
(adj.) The best there is. The origin is the star system used to measure luxury in hotels, where one is the worst, and five is the best.
My five star ho.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
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59.
Usually a reaction to a long-term annoyance brought about by one person, a blanket party is where an unsuspecting person (individuals only, not on groups) is taken by surprise when a blanket is thrown over them and they are wrestled to the ground, then beaten with blunt objects by other members of the group.
After the first blanket party, they usually get the message.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
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60.
(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.
*Elitist would actually enjoy this.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
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61.
Usually preceeded by a name, this refers to a hypocrite who believes that they are perfect.
Denida thinks his shit doesn't stink.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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62.
peg
For a woman to bugger a man with a strap-on
My inbox keeps filling up with peg porn
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
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63.
(n.) One who gives orgasms, saving many (sex) lives.
I am the ultimate orgasm donor
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004
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