1020 definitions by kung-fu jesus

Did you ever consider the point of view that your definitions might just be really crap? Your hemorrhoid-inflicted definitions are about as insightful as Arnold's election campaign. They're untruthful, bogotted, bullshit, racist, incorrectly un-nationalist, anti-american in every sense (C'mon, I know america makes itself so open to criticism, but you just abuse it), ghey, full of kiddie crap.
Kim is right. Strap this to your face: I should ream your arse.
by kung-fu jesus April 30, 2004
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(n.) Un-needed, beaureucratic employee not making any difference and hampering efficiency
Our overheads are not to blame for the shortfall, it's those damn pen pushers.


Your government is wasting money on pen pushers.
by kung-fu jesus July 6, 2004
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German car brand acquired by General motors in 1926 and merged with Bentley's rival Vauxhall to form POS lower class cars for the poor. Rusty as hell. German efficiency turned into american mass-produced crap. Sold in Europe, except re-badged as Vauxhall in the UK.
Yes, opel have made some good cars, examples:

Opel Manta A
Opel Manta B
Opel Manta GTE
Opel Lotus Omega (world's fastest saloon 1990-1998, better known as Vauxhall Lotus Carlton)

That's...
about....
it.
by kung-fu jesus May 1, 2004
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Richard Reid, the attempted "Shoe bomber" was a potential terrorist who intended to recreate the events of 9-11 by hiding explosive in his shoe. He was foiled and arrested.
The shoe bomber was an Anglo-Jamaican Islamic extremist.
by kung-fu jesus April 29, 2004
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A contraction for "popular culture", this is more or less a colection of cult movie qoutes, figures and dirty jokes that have been found funny by audiences worlwide, now crucified by over-use from teenagers and fat people with greasy T-shirts. The pop culture killers have typically seen just about every movie you've ever heard of and know all the qoutes. They will worship the sources of thier material as if they were some religious book. Deeply offended when criticised, and will use insults from thier movie collection.
Ezekiel 25:17 was cool until the kiddies started watching Pulp Fiction and everyone knew it.
by kung-fu jesus May 12, 2004
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This is a form of sexual activity/torture that, like most cases of rape, is intent more on degrading the victim, uh, partner, that is, than sexual gratification. It attempts (and most often succeeds) in mentally scarring the victim into worthlessness. Usually, a great deal of disgusting sex acts and maiming occurs. Bleeding to degradation deviance is lies to a politician; hard to complete without.

This is performed in a secluded area, never fully in front of a large crowd. Often, the dominant party is male, while the subject can be either male or female. Circumcision is almost a neccessity to construe as dd, and many times, castration will occur. This may also incorporate scat, pissing, s&m/bdsm, and knife-work. This is best performed in the extreme, as a snuff movie. While it is impossible to define every act possible in dd, the subject should be left suicidal for a few days, and will be struck with fear at the mere passing mention of what happened to them. This will make anyone who knows thier history a form of "master", with the ability to scare them into doing as told simply by threatening to release the information, or keep reminding the victim of what happened. Often, the taped occurences of thisare sold for high prices.
I wish to commit dd on your daughter.
by kung-fu jesus April 24, 2004
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(v.) to complete arsehole is to lick out the complete contents of the crack. Done by psycho bitch.
P-bitch gives complete arsehole for a low price.
by kung-fu jesus May 4, 2004
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