a kinder way of telling someone to "fuck off", was first used in the book "Kes", but popularised in the british tv series "porridge", a comedy series about a prison and its occupants. Norman Stanley Fletcher used it constantly as a way of getting around tv censorship.
got any snouts fletch?,,, Naff off your erk no I aint!
A small Indiginous flea that lives up the anus of most Americans, can somtimes be found in England, the one expelled during a visit to England by George Bush was never found but it probably evolved into a Politician.
Hey, I'm sure that there Tony Blair is the Spawn of a Rectomite coz every time he sees George W Bush he tries to return to his ancestrol roots, the fucking Twat!