A pee pee monster, otherwise known as a PPM, PEEPEE, or a pee pee monstaaa (sometimes with an added h), is a person who jacks off
in excess and tells everybody about it. Pee pee monsters sometimes come with an added fanclub, usually consisting of girls because the average PPM is a skiddish teenaged boy. Pee pee monsters tend to "mix it up" when butchering their meat which makes them special. Some pee pee monsters like to use soap (preferably industrial, bulk made soaps such as you would find in a mall or fast food place) while others prefer to use neck massagers for an "extra tingle." Sadly, another characteristic of a pee pee monster is inexperience. Most can find hapiness in a girlfriend though.
The most famous PPM is a boy named Matt. He resides in Port Charlotte, Florida, a town swarmed with PPMS.
Girl: OMGSHHH DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BOY WHO SKIPPED 3RD TO JACK OFF IN THE BATHROOM?!?!
Girl2: OHHH YEAH. HE IS SUCH A PEE PEE MONSTER!
*in a myspace bulletin*
title: PEE PEE MONSTA
body: SUP MATT?!?!
^he's known as one :)