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After sex, cum dries in the end of a man's schlong. When he tries to pee, it comes out in two streams like a viper's tongue. It usually happens after a night of drinking.
Dang, I had the viper piss this morning. It went everywhere!
by kuddlykitten78 September 05, 2009
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