1 definition by kuack

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The act of taking a solid 12 minutes alone and masturbating online.
E: Hey mate
E: you still here frend?
E: ..you been gone solid 12 minute, mate. You masturbating?

R: YES FREND I GOD DAMN TWELVING ALMOST DONE.
by kuack January 14, 2013

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