v. To marry a famous, successful, and/or talented artist (preferably musician), have his child, wait until he gets super rich, and then hire someone to kill him while you hide out in another city to establish your "alibi"
A: Did you hear what happened to Karl Coburn? AKA one of the most talented musicians of his time?
B: No, what?
A: His skank wife Cornelia Loathe totally Courtney Loved him.