90 definitions by kris

great religious magazine which is distributed by the jehovah's witnesses
by kris October 05, 2003
A man or woman hot enough for a one time only screw.
"Damn she's notch worthy. I'd like to tap that ass, and leave the sloppy seconds for the next guy."
by Kris April 23, 2003
Alcohol, liquor, booze.
Yo, pass the alcone, I want to get smashed.
by Kris August 22, 2005
Kids who think they are cool and alternative when they are really not, and are just crap at life. These kids tend to sit around having "jam" sessions on their guitars, believe in socialism (when they really have no idea wtf it is), wear black nailpolish and have dreads, but on the inside are little mummy's boys who ain't hardcore. They also probably wear coloured underwear.
"God I was at this guys place the other day, and everyone there was totally fauxternative"

NB/ can be abbreviated to fauxtern
by Kris February 19, 2005
Quite possibly the hottest girl on the internet today.
by kris October 23, 2004
To be intoxicated.
"Dude, no way he's getting home sunk like that."
by Kris June 25, 2004
Rather elongated creature lacking in both intellegence and good looks. Cleary identifiable by it's rather oversized and unattractive hairy growth from the top of the head, spreading far and requiring a permit.
James Tomkinson
by Kris April 15, 2004

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