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90 definitions by kris

To be intoxicated.
"Dude, no way he's getting home sunk like that."
by Kris June 25, 2004
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A man or woman hot enough for a one time only screw.
"Damn she's notch worthy. I'd like to tap that ass, and leave the sloppy seconds for the next guy."
by Kris April 23, 2003
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Alcohol, liquor, booze.
Yo, pass the alcone, I want to get smashed.
by Kris August 22, 2005
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Kids who think they are cool and alternative when they are really not, and are just crap at life. These kids tend to sit around having "jam" sessions on their guitars, believe in socialism (when they really have no idea wtf it is), wear black nailpolish and have dreads, but on the inside are little mummy's boys who ain't hardcore. They also probably wear coloured underwear.
"God I was at this guys place the other day, and everyone there was totally fauxternative"

NB/ can be abbreviated to fauxtern
by Kris February 19, 2005
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Quite possibly the hottest girl on the internet today.
by kris October 23, 2004
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Rather elongated creature lacking in both intellegence and good looks. Cleary identifiable by it's rather oversized and unattractive hairy growth from the top of the head, spreading far and requiring a permit.
James Tomkinson
by Kris April 15, 2004
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oh fuck it. oh forget it. whatever. fuck off. noone knows/cares. im demented.
Person 1: I'm konfuked.(look up term), Person2: AHFT. nevermind
by Kris July 13, 2003
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