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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was very bored, and he had no woman to satisfy his 'needs'. This man's name was Greg. He took a trip down to the local mall to find some 'hot bitches'. However, the hot bitches were nowhere to be found - except that redhead on the sidewalk, but she was gone pretty quick. She had nice titties. Anyway, he stopped in the local hardware store to pick up a crowbar to smash some 'nigs' with. When he got home, however, the 'nigs' were nowhere to be found. He went inside with his crowbar and got a good idea. He fucked the crowbar, and it has been forever known as sixty seven (67).
"Yo, i was doin' some sixty seven last night, but then my Mom walked in!"

"What did you do?"

"What do you think? Smacked the bitch upside her head with the crowbar."
by krandal September 27, 2007

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