Someone so unattractive that it totally turns you off, AKA makes you lose your boner.
On SNL, "Hilary Clinton" called herself a boner shrinker.
I was getting so horny checking out a hot underwear model the other day- then a guy so ugly walked in that I was completely incapable of staying aroused. What a boner shrinker.
Eating a girl out while she is driving. A difficult feat, yet possible with lots of maneuvering.
Guy: I got some road takeout with my girlfriend last night...
Other Guy: Really? What'd ya get?
Guy: Anchovies and tacos.
When someone is so tired that they continually nod off during conversation, OR they are just really tired in general.
"Blah blah blah blahhhhh. Did you hear me?"
"Yo, you ronnin' hardcore."
"Fat" in Turkish, yet also "gay" backwards. Therefore, yaG can stand for either fat, or gay, or both. Amazing.
Shutup, yaG man!
The bootylicious chocolate girl's boyfriend pounded her over and over again doggiestyle with his juicy, hefty mcsausage. After he squirted his mcjizz all over her, he left, as he had to be at McDonald's for work at 6 AM.
A disease magically discovered when teachers were forced to get more involved in the educations of their students due to the demands of parents and the government. Suddenly the educational staff discovered that some students hate school and don't want to learn and will slack off, day dream, and act out to avoid the classroom. Discipline did not work. So what did they decide?
"Oh, let's just drug them all and make them listen."
Billy acted out in class and didn't do his homework, so his teacher said he had ADHD.
His parents put him on Ritalin a few days later.
A skilled, charming man, not necessarily attractive, who can thoroughly make you believe that he loves you. Usually he is just there to get in your pants. However, there are actually some sadistic men out there who just like to do it for fun. Attention? Maybe. Revenge? Perhaps. But when you meet a charming man be very, very careful not to fall for him, he is probably an asshole.
Womanizers are the rough equivalent of female teases
Also see Ross Ho.
After getting my ass played twice by womanizers, I hope I do not fall for one again.
Ross Ho lives up to his name.