17 definitions by kooni

A metaphor for junk food, but refering to girls.

It's when a guy is so desperate and horny that he lowers his standards to staring at fuglies and telling his friend that she is worth picking up ... only to realise after 20 min that she is dog like a mofo.

These girls are called mc'junkies because it is only when you are very hungry and broke that u consider eating shit like maccaz. After 20 min u then feel the messed up digestion which u can only blame yourself for.

Yes fellas the shit is deadly.

martin - oi that honey is mad fine i need me sum of that crazy ass.

sammy - no dude no , look once more, shes a mc'junky bro snap out of it.

martin - oh crap
by kooni September 16, 2007
A new born baby synthesized from manure but loved and nurtured by 2 men.

Birth is delivered through the anus but without the umbilical cord. The kid never cries but always smells, but who said the world was perfect :)
Steven : Wow honey your buttocks have swollen majorly this morning.

James : Thanks babe ooo wait our adorable poo child is kicking.
by kooni September 19, 2007
To make an obnoxious yet smartass comment while under influence to a group of honeys on their way to hit the clubs.

Josh : hey ladies can i get a wristy ?

Girls : WHAT

Josh : i said got change for a fifty ?

Sammo: ahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhha nice fristy asshole
by kooni September 17, 2007
An automatic / addictive and commonly over used term for saying no or nope with sarcasm.

Often extended to pronounce "yeaah-NAAAAAH".

Can get very annoying after a while, especially when other words are pronunced using the same sarcastic tone.
caleb: pool tonight ??

s.k: yeaNah buddy!!
by kooni August 23, 2007
A new born baby synthesized from manure but loved and nurtured by 2 men.

Birth is delivered through the anus but without the umbilical cord. The kid never cries but always smells, but who said the world was perfect :)
Steven : Wow honey your buttocks have swollen majorly this morning.

James : Thanks babe ooo wait our adorable poo child is kicking.
by kooni September 19, 2007
A dancing monkey is an accomplice who follows the leader (silver back) at all times, through thick and thin much like an urchin except acts more like a master's puppet.

Dancing Monkey is also referred to as Pinoccio.
S.D. - Cmon now S,K we gotta go do this together.

C.O. - NO! u always treat him this way, like the dancing monkey he is!

S.K - *Ching Cling*
by kooni November 20, 2007
A hero who has black skin.

A negro who saves the day.

The opposite of a crack slanger.
white boy : OH SNAP that hoodthug just helped the gilf cross the road. Whatta hegro!

mehican kid : but why ??
by kooni September 12, 2007

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