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12 definitions by knightshade

1. make like a tree and leave
To go, to leave. Used derogatively.

A pun on leaving, the process of shedding leaves that occurs in deciduous trees.
"Make like a tree and leave," the man shouted, pointing out the door.
2. lie like a rug
To lie (tell a falsehood); to lie through one's teeth. A pun on lying down, as a rug does.
"Hide the cookies under the crib and lie like a rug," Binky whispered to Charlie as they heard their parents returning home.
3. godemiche
A dildo possessing a scrotum.
Godemiches are just nasty! Why not the real thing?
by knightshade Dec 14, 2004 add a video
4. olisbos
Another term for a dildo.
Hey, did you know dildoes used to be called olisbodes?
by knightshade Dec 14, 2004 add a video
5. absquatulate
1. To move off in a rush; to hurry away.

2. To die.

Created from the idea, "go off and squat somewhere," from Latin ab-, "away from" + excoactus, "to sit down" + -ulus, a diminitive suffix + -atus, implying "to do."
1. "Absquatulate, or I'll fry your be-hind."

2. "Go off and absquatulate, you miserable little creep."
6. futak
(pron. foo-tak); One of three mild profanities invented at Dullen Studios© for the inhabitants of the Lost Lands in their first indie film, The Lost Ones. Its use has now broadened, and is commonly used in this general area.

Obviously, the word seems to have been modeled after fuck, whether purposefully or subconsciously, and may even incorporate the word foo' (fool).
"Futak, my wings just got caught in the elevator door!"
7. crudhopper
A mild profanity of unknown origin, though clearly related to crud. Also spelled crudhoppers.
"Crudhopper! I forgot my antennaphone!" Marvin exclaimed, dehiscing with anxiety.
crudhoppers crud drat dang rats frick crap
by knightshade May 7, 2006 add a video
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