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2 definitions by klondike bar

 
1.
very inconsistent with everything.
He's just a John-Kerry type of guy... never ever getting shit done.
by klondike bar April 25, 2006
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2.
Basically the worst situation that could come about when you're not even expecting it.
"Awe man, I got the old bavarian papsmear the other day."
-Flunking a test
-flunking life
by klondike bar April 25, 2006
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