A Chinese-European genius living in Budapest:
always ruins physics curves by acing the test,
goes by the title "president",
semi-hazardous chef (only to be cooking under supervision),
generous when severly intoxicated,
been known to engage in sporting activities with elderly persons,
commonly heard from groups of girls: "oooh, ziiiifeng !"
A: "Fuck, I failed my test."
B: "What happened ?"
B: nods understandingly