A community college
in Wicomico County Maryland. It has a good nursing program but everybody else that goes there is to dumb to get into a real college. As well, there are no dorms so eveyone is a commuter, plus no sports teams or anything. Much like a suckier version of high school.
Guy 1: Aw sweet i got accepted to Salisbury University
Guy 2: Yeah every college i applied to rejected me.
Guy 1: That sucks, what are you going to do
Guy 2: Eh, go to WorWic i guess, or shoot myself, one of the two.
Guy 1: I'd take the second option