1 definition by kingnothing19

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A bleached mustache on a hot or attractive female; a mustache that serves an almost invisible barrier to keep semen from entering the nasal passages
dude did you see that chick" - "yeah she's hot but loses points for the 'stache" - "she has a slutstache
by kingnothing19 April 20, 2011

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