Most Valuable Drunk refers to the member of your crew that can be counted on each time he or she is wasted for severeal things:
1)They will make several questionable jokes
2)They will promise things without thinking, sometimes with no possible positive outcome
3)They will always be the life of the party, whether people are laughing at them, or with them
Eric: Yo how did this shit even get started...I don't wanna have a team fight with these ninja's, who got us into this shit?
Matt: Sighhh...It was our MVD, at work again...
Jay: You guys need me, im the Most Valuable Drunk! They're not that fast...
This refers to a weekend (or evening perhaps) that is so low key and lacking in events that on a volume scale it is undectable to humans...just like a dog's whistle.
Matt: How was your weekend man?
Jay: Effing horrible. Friday night my ride bailed and Saturday/Sunday I stayed in studying...my weekend was so low key only the dogs were aware.
Matt: Ahh you had a dog whistle weekend...lame.
t9word of god: people who text religiously believe that if the word they are attempting to text is not in their personal default t9word dictionary, it is not a real word.
Matt: Jay I'm telling you man, this is a word...
Jay: I don't care man...aswell isn't in my t9word and I consistently have to type it in letter by letter, thereofre it doesn't exist!
Matt: I need a new roomate...
Jay: t9word of god, relgion is what you make of it!