30 definitions by king shit

Top Definition
to hump another while wearing clothing, mimicking sexual intercourse
I dry humped her last night, so maybe I'll get the real thing tonight!
by King Shit January 18, 2003
a muscular ring that closes a bodily opening
I had to shit the runs during the whole date with that babe last night. I kept thinking "Sphincter, don't fail me now!"
by King Shit January 19, 2003
sensually appealing
Goddamn, she has a luscious ass!
by King Shit January 18, 2003
A fart that is not heard, but smells so horrid that it could kill; also: Silent but violent, SBD
Your farts aren't that bad when compared to Grandpappie's ol' silent but deadlies.
by King Shit January 16, 2003
a very sexy ass
Chelsea has such a hot ass, man!
by King Shit January 19, 2003
to have anal intercourse; compacting the feces in the intestines by means of the male genitals during anal sex
I wanna fudge-pack you, Bitch!
by King Shit January 18, 2003
An anus that has an uneasy irritating sensation
He who go to bed with itchy asshole, wake with stinky finger.
by King Shit February 26, 2003

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