When A Man upsets his wife/girlfrriend he does not get sex for a week or so. Expression coming from -
A little boy comes home from school and is walking in the front yard, he kicks a pig then walks some more, kicks a cow, and goes inside. His mother saw all this.
Mom- I saw What you did. For kicking the pig no bacon for a week, and for kicking the cow, no milk for a week.
Dad walks in the house and kicks the cat.
Boy- Should i tell him or should you?
Jeff- How are you and stephanie?
Mike- Not good, i broke her mothers antique vase.
Jeff- DAMN, you sure are kicking the cat !
Blond pubic hair. Can also be white, light brown, or almost see through. Most natural blonds have a vanilla patch.
Is she a natural blonde? Ya man, she had a vanilla patch.
A Bisexual man. The expression being, "vanilla latte, swings both ways." A vanilla latte being a drink for men and women.
Is Chase straight?
No, hes a Vanilla latte.
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