10 definitions by kieran le petomaine

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An asshole no matter how you look at him. A complete, perfect asshole.
Warren:"So Mayson fucked it up again. Words cannot describe what a douche-bag he is...."
Jose:"Oh yes they can--he's a chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole!"
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006
A group of prostitutes, a gathering of whores, a collective term for ladies of ill repute.
Gross Vulgarian:"Look at all them cheap cunts over by that lamp post...."
Proper Fellow:"Indeed, it seems to be a flourish of strumpets."
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 16, 2006
Jocular term for a derelict, wineo, street person, or others not known for impeccable hygiene--a bum. These people never remove their trousers, because they are so infested with vermin and microbes that they might wander off by themselves, leaving the bum naked. Few things are more frightning than encountering an empty pair of animated pantaloons in a dark alley. And no, I've not been drinking.
Upright Citizen#1:"Who's that crusty pants waving at us?"
Upright Citizen#2:"That's just Mayson, the town drunk."
Upright Citizen#1:"But this is Los Angles."
Upright Citizen#2:"He always was ambitious."
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 16, 2006
Very slick indeed.
Phrase used to convey:
1)A sense of elegant suavity
2)A smooth, dashing je ne sais quoi
3)Class coming out ones' ass
Impressed Socialite #1:"I say, did you see how William butt-fucked that bunny-rabbit without soiling his cummerbund or spilling his green tea?
Impressed Socialite #2:"Yes, he's as slick as snot on a doorknob."
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 26, 2006
Noun: A member of the negroid race; Afro-American; one of our dusky-hued brothers or sisters; Wooly-haired type; Boot-lipped mammy-jammer; Jungle-bunny; Picaninny; Mau-Mau; Spear-chucker; Jigga-boo; White Man's Burden; Shine; Darkie; Spade; Coon; Nigger, et cetera.
Anthropologist #1:"What is that coming out of the Welfare Office and getting into that Lincoln Town Car?"
Anthropologist #2:"Why, that would be a Darktown strutter."
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 26, 2006
Common term for athletic shoes, so called because of their obvious popularity with busy criminals needing a low cost means of escape. Nothing destroys the credibility of a "Cop Show" on TV faster than having the fat, middle aged, dress-shoe wearing white hero run down a twenty year-old black dude in tennis shoes. Channel clicker, do your stuff....
Passing pedestrian:"My, that looks like O.J. creeping down that alley in black pants, jacket, watch-cap and felony shoes. Nah, couldn't be....
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 23, 2006
A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.
Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

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