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2 definitions by kief thief

 
1.
Ghetto safari, is the act of touring the "Ghetto" for sole purpose of entertainment.
They were intrigued by the dances of the native crackheads, while traveling on their ghetto safari.
by kief thief May 25, 2009
 
2.
A large Phallus with the power to incur justice upon the unworthy, it is an autonomous branch of the the united states judicial system. The Black Dick of Justice is known by many to be the most effective means of criminal punishment.
In return for his tequilla antics, he was sentences to a pounding by the Black Dick of Justice.
by kief thief May 10, 2009