1 definition by kevin smith not the director

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The act of beating the shit out of your spouse. To do such things as like spitting in face,punching,kicking and choking.
When the husband didn't do all the laundry as asked his wife marylin asked she beat the shit out of him.

Did you do the dishes honey.
No.
I'm going marylin on you.
She proceded to choke him and spit in his face.
by kevin smith not the director June 11, 2010

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