3 definitions by kenneth g

Top Definition
A really douchy way of introducing yourself.
Douche: (jumps in from out of view) Tada!
embarrassed person: uhh... this is Karen.
by kenneth g June 12, 2008

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
What you call a girl you only use for sex.
See you later jizz ditch!
by Kenneth G April 23, 2007

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
1) What you call a twat you only use for sex.
2) A derogatory term for a girl you nutted in.
3) The proper term to use when cum and vagina are in union.
Hey, your jiz ditch is a little full.
by Kenneth G April 27, 2007

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug