Name given to a clan of obnoxiously loud, Irish people. A Kennery is usually very good at card games, and they are world renowned for being excellent at mixing drinks. Each member of a Kennery clan is unique in thier own way, but all are equally beautiful and intelligent.
Person 1: Did you hear Mr. and Mrs. Kennery are having a kid?
Person 2: Yeah, I read it in Time Magazine, it was the cover story. They're naming the hospital it's born in after the family.
Person 1: Really? But why?
Person 2: (Chuckles) You obviously have never met a Kennery.