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15 definitions by kelso

 
1.
Quite possibly the sexiest instrument known to man, it is placed gracefully between the legs of a person and played with amazing tone.

Very arousing to watch a female ( or male..?) play in a skirt.
'When Kelsey plays her beautiful cello, she really whores it up. Hot, no?'
by Kelso January 02, 2005
 
2.
a really cool azn guy!
look at that guy, his soo tung
by Kelso December 02, 2003
 
3.
The only 'black' Transformer, turned into a car fit for pimpin'.
Jazz was the second coolest Transformer, second only to Optimus Prime
by Kelso June 29, 2004
 
4.
A person who is acting dorky, as much as the amount a bucket can contain.
ryan you're a nerdbucket!!!! >:(
by Kelso June 21, 2004
 
5.
1. A state of conciousness achieved through excessive inhalation of marijuana; stoned; extremely high.

Sorry Margret that we didn't make it to your mom's funeral, Jerry and I got stoney macaroni and watched The Labyrinth on widescreen.
by Kelso June 14, 2006
 
6.
Swedish person that is easily pissed off when playing crap games like WoW. Often seen with girls named Matilda
Lol that dude just made a adde
by Kelso January 06, 2005
 
7.
The term used when a retard/redneck dipfuck smashes their hands onto the keyboard instead of taking their time to ensure that everyone, not just fellow retards/rednecks, can read the message they are trying to convey.
"r u sayin that it completely suced (which it did cause i made it in like 5 mins.) or that u dont like wen ppl hate each other. " contributed by CoolCatabatamus, without consent, but fuck him.
by Kelso June 07, 2004