6 definitions by kellysucksbutirideitanyways

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When you screw someone up the anal, or in other words, have butt sex. When you call someone an anal screw, you're calling them gay. It's also used as an expression: "Anal Screw!". When you say this, your saying "this is gay".
You're getting stuff out of your locker, reach down for a book, come up, hit your head on a metal shelf inside your locker and exclaim, "Anal Screw!".
#butt sex #fuck #shit #ow! #ouch!
by kellysucksbutirideitanyways February 14, 2008
"Rolling back the price" of something. Making something cheap.
Dude, those beanies we saw at that shred shop the other day were walmart steezin!
#cheap #expensive #walmart steez #walmart steezein #walmart steeze #walmart steezing
by kellysucksbutirideitanyways February 11, 2008
When you call someone this you are essentially calling them gay. You're saying that they partake in butt sex. If you take the word apart, then it will make since: deuce on man dick. It's written together because you say it as one word.
Mrs. Crosser's a deuceonmandick!
#butt sex #mrs. crosser #homo #aids #gaywad
by kellysucksbutirideitanyways February 13, 2008
"Rolling back the price" of something. Making something cheap.
Dude, those beanies we saw at that shred shop the other day were walmart steezin!
#cheap #expensive #walmart steez #walmart steezein #walmart steeze #walmart steezing
by kellysucksbutirideitanyways February 12, 2008
Pretty much the dumbest idea ever. For one thing, it's not even football! Football is what you idiotic american football players call "soccer"."Soccer" is REAL football! In your retarded football, you don't even use your feet! Unlike in REAL football! For another thing, take an awesome game that isn't for pussies, rugby: no pads, no stopping in between every play, no 5 hour games, and no stupid goal as big as the field itself! Take that awesome sport over seas to america, have some stupid lard-a's that do nothing but sit on their asses all day and watch TV, screw around with it, take REAL football's name cause they can't think of anything else cause they're failures at life, and you get american football: a "sport" for fatties that can't run for more then 15 seconds max.
american football player:You're a pussy.

ME:I play soccer and alley rugby, and your calling me the pussy! You're the pussy for playing american football. At least I can run for 90 min.'s straight without stopping every 2-15 seconds. And, all I wear pad-wise are tiny little shin guards, not a full body suit of new-age armor.

american football player:Football's a man's sport!

ME:My point exactly! You're all homosexuals! Just look at the way you touch each other!

american football player:We're not touching each other, we're hitting each other!

ME:Can you even feel that through those hundred-pound pads you're wearing. Plus, what is the point of the butt-protecters, just to make it harder for you're gay colleagues to get to it? I sure hope you guys are wearing condoms in those so called "dog piles". It would be horrible if a whole team died of AIDS, on second thought, do what ever you want.

american football player:well...ummm...well.......

ME:Oh, I'm sorry is your mouth guard in?

american football player:you....uhhhhh....you.......

ME:Yeah, that's what I thought.

ME:PEACE! Baby Gap.
#butt sex #gay #homo #homosexual #fatty #aids #mrs. crosser
by kellysucksbutirideitanyways February 11, 2008
Pretty much the dumbest idea ever. For one thing, it's not even football! Football is what you idiotic american football players call "soccer"." Soccer" is REAL football! In your retarded football, you don't even use your feet! Unlike in REAL football! For another thing, take an awesome game that isn't for pussies, rugby: no pads, no stopping in between every play, no 5 hour games, and no stupid goal as big as the field itself! Take that awesome sport over seas to america, have some stupid lard-a's that do nothing but sit on their asses all day and watch TV, screw around with it, take REAL football's name cause they can't think of anything else cause they're failures at life, and you get american football: a "sport" for fatties that can't run for more then 15 seconds max.
american football player:You're a pussy.

ME:I play soccer and alley rugby, and your calling me the pussy! You're the pussy for playing american football. At least I can run for 90 min.'s straight without stopping every 2-15 seconds. And, all I wear pad-wise are tiny little shin guards, not a full body suit of new-age armor.

american football player:Football's a man's sport!

ME:My point exactly! You're all homosexuals! Just look at the way you touch each other!

american football player:We're not touching each other, we're hitting each other!

ME:Can you even feel that through those hundred-pound pads you're wearing. Plus, what is the point of the butt-protecters, just to make it harder for you're gay colleagues to get to it? I sure hope you guys are wearing condoms in those so called "dog piles". It would be horrible if a whole team died of AIDS, on second thought, do what ever you want.

american football player:well...ummm...well .......

ME:Oh, I'm sorry is your mouth guard in?

american football player:you....uhhhhh....y ou.......

ME:Yeah, that's what I thought.

ME:PEACE! Baby Gap.
#butt sex #gay #homo #homosexual #fatty #aids #mrs. crosser
by kellysucksbutirideitanyways February 12, 2008
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