148 definitions by kelly

Altering the moderator into a member
Hey, you heard about what happened last night?

No, what?

John had been demodded!
by Kelly February 19, 2005

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Fox puppet which became a household name after the Basil Brush Show was launched in the late 60s. Famous for his trademark laugh, which is probably one of the most irritating sounds known to man.
The show has recently returned, but with a new puppet and voice.

The new Basil is infinitely more fat and camp.
"Basil Brush. He goes 'HA HA HA BOOM BOOM.'"

"Basil Brush? Who the fox hat?"
by Kelly December 30, 2004

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The series of cords needed to run your life from a desk or armchair, by connecting all your computer equipment, entertainment devices, and lamps. Cable spaghetti can be recognized by its nexus at a surge protector. Most appliances have at least one cord or cable; many have several. Wireless devices are represented in the spaghetti by their various rechargers, none of which are compatible, so you must have a different one for every device.
"I use velcro wraps to contain my cable spaghetti." "I had to deal with the cable spaghetti behind my desk to add speakers to my computer at work."
by Kelly November 18, 2004

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See crock of shit.

Term which implies something is ridiculous/not very good.
"St. Anger? What a crock of shite."
by Kelly December 22, 2004

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The rubbish left on top of pure iron in the blast furnace
scientific name:
'Calcium Silicate'
by kelly February 18, 2004

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a day(one of the many holidaze)when college kids get trashed and dress like assholes to fill the empty void that used to be free candy from strangers
1)What are you being for holla-ween?
2)A slutty school girl
1)werent u that yesterday?
by Kelly October 30, 2003

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A proliferation of a marine plankton toxic and often fatal to fish, perhaps stimulated by the addition of nutrients. A tide can be red, green, or brown, depending on the coloration of the plankton.
A proliferation or bloom of a certain type of plankton with red to orange coloration, that often causes massive fish kills. Though they are a natural phenomenon, blooms are believed to be stimulated by phosphorus and other nutrients discharged into waterways by man.
Sea water which is covered or discoloured by the sudden growth of algal bloom or by a great increase in single-celled organisms, dinoflagellates. Red tides are often fatal to many forms of marine life and, in some cases, can result in human deaths because the dinoflagellates are eaten by clams and mussels which concentrate the paralysing toxins which they produce.
Swimming and close contact with the shore line is not advised during a red tide alert.
by Kelly June 09, 2007

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