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4 definitions by kel the dog

A rare form of a plop of dogshit. Usually found discarded by the beast after it inadvertantly consumes too much spicy double pork with cabbage and peppers which was left out by its human counterpart after a night of binge drinking and hello kitty themed hooker banging. The incommodious K-9 then empties its irritated insides all over the apartment as follows. The anxious animal will squint its eyes in anguish as it desperatly attempts to expell last nights mistake, but the great, hot pain contorts Fido's dirty furrow in such a way that when he actually squeezes one past, he will rise and reveal a tiny tower of shit that stands up proud under its own strength. This spectacle is repeated throughout the day creating a vista resembleing a beautiful skyline that would rival that of downtown Shanghai. Also, some of the time out of spite towards the tasty but dangerous dish, the anal architect will again search out the left-overs, and shit on a bed of rice creating an even more majestic pseudo-city, what with the contrast in color, and the uncertainty of the foundation. The shit tower can be likened to a pearl, whereas out of one's pain and discomfort comes another's treasure.
Billy: "Dude, let's go to Dave's party tonight".

Peter: "I don't know man, last time we woke up the next morning and I needed a map to get out of that mess of 'shanghai Shitpiles' and ugly hookers.

Billy: "Yeah, but he's gonna have free chinese food like last time too, remember how yummy that was?"

Peter: "Oooh yeah, fuck it, lets go.
by kel the dog August 05, 2010
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Little turd towers left by a nervous dog that stand up like little tiny smelly skyscrapers of refuse. I swear my mom's jack russel does this, I've seen them. Also, see definition for shanghai shitpile. Other commonly used interchangeable terms include:

little shitty city centers, non-denominational minarets of shit, constructs of caca, crap castles, fecal fortress, excremental erections
Kel: "Check it out, Molly is leaving those poop steeples again, she must be nervous about something, or maybe too much damn chinee food. Get the camera!"

Random Girl: "What the fuck are you talking about... take me home!"

Kel: Hold on, this is treasure. 'snap' Alright, lets go."
by kel the dog August 13, 2010
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Noun. An act usualy performed between a married couple, not high school fags like all of you. See as follows:

When I laid the ol' pipe-work the other night, and stirred it around deep like a roto tool. She made that cute noise, and then high-fived me for my trouble. She didn't try to make me cuddle because she knows I fucking won't. I slapped her on the ass, cause she's an alright broad, and that's how I let her know that she's tits in my book. You know, and then maybe she makes me a sandwich or something to say thanks for that deep dickin. That was a motherfucking pimpy longcocking, and she knows it.

I'm dead serious.
She's a good girl, and not a feminazi hosebag donkey raping fatty. I'm gonna give her a good ol' PIMPY LONGCOCKING. I'm gonna own that shit.
by kel the dog August 06, 2010
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Noun. Also known as a fucking idiot virgin with dick sores from beatin it all day while thinking about GUYS...

Definition: Those assholes who try to impress some stupid bitch by attempting to enter her bitch name with some sappy, faggy, totaly unrealistic description into the urban dictionary in hopes of actually getting to smell a pussy one day. You're all losers.
Nobody gives 2 shits about how nice you think some twat is. She's already cheating on you because chicks don't respect wussy little cock pockets like you, you absolute fucking horseshit dickless faggot!
by kel the dog August 14, 2010
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