1 definition by kcowan16

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1). A face-off between two men who have inserted lit firecrackers into their urethra's. A winner being the male who first successfully masturbates/ cumms the lit firecracker out of his urethra before igniting.

2). A gamed played on a narrow enclosed space, (6'x60') with two men, mounted on mountain bikes. One must try to get past the other man, while the other man attempts to stop him. Neither of the men are allowed to dismount their bikes.
1). "Dude, you want to play a quick game of usakweehif?"

2). "No man, I can't go bike-riding-- I messed up my bike in a game of usakweehif last night."
by kcowan16 April 18, 2009

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