Brucey : "Ew man that sick son of a bitch over there doesnt wipe!"
Eric : "SICK...wait how the fuck do you know that..."
Brucey: "uh ub...lets go hunting while we uhm eat meat and uh go and check out some hot muh-CHICKS!"
A bloop is the sound a giant piece of dung that floots out your arsehole and hits the water of the toilet which is much to close to your sagging bottom and the quick floop makes a bloop and the water splashes your saggy ass.
Is not a true bloop unless it makes the actual sound "BLOOP" ( and ppl in the living room can hear it ) and unless seconds after the bloop you jump off the toilet for a cold sploosh has touched your hole-e-o ( unpleasant ).
*kev places his saggcheeks on the cold toilet seat*
*the cold shocks the bum and..*
kev: " hoh! "