Drink liters of wine, talk, and watch documentaries through the night only to realize it is 8AM and you are still drinking.
Q: It is 4 o'clock in the afternoon, why are you still sleeping and why does your breath still smell??
A: I sumi'd with my roommate last night and I haven't brushed my teeth yet :(
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