3 definitions by karl demmans

Top Definition
An employee of the greatest coffee shop on the planet. They usually portray traits of awesomeness, alcoholism, badassness, wildness, a caffeine addiction and lastly, they never pay.
"Hey where do you work?"
"Oh I'm a tim hoe, I work at Tim Hortons."
by karl demmans February 21, 2009

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A conviently located window in karl's basement (Or any basement for that matter) used to keep beer cold.
Dylan: "grab me a beer from the mini fridge"
Karl: "the mini fridge?"
Dylan: "you know, the conviently located window in karl's basement used to keep beer cold."
by karl demmans February 21, 2009

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Pronoun for the chicken from Harvest Moon 64. Made up randomely by typing in 6 letters after receiving the first chicken. Pronounced - {Fi-ji-gin}
- I just got my first Fghiin!
- I'll never sell my Fghiin, he's the prize winner and lays gold eggs!
by Karl Demmans February 16, 2009

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