2 definitions by kanklesauresrex

Top Definition
A time span running from february 14th to march 23rd. where the U.S. government harvests the kankles of all citizens over 100 pounds. they take a knife and cut off the kankle where it is then shipped to New York to the kankle processing plant which turns the kankles into thousands of rubber based products. often used as an alternative energy source to fight global warming.the government encourages the new obesity of its citizens so that they can use their kankles for manufacture and trade as well a powersupply as kankles are form of oil.
o dear jesus my kankle are big enough yet kankle harvest.
by kanklesauresrex March 04, 2009
The result of both of your kankles rubbig together for extended periods of time thus creating sores that create throbbing pain for over 6 months.
o no im getting a kankle sore!!!!
by kanklesauresrex March 13, 2009

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