1 definition by kalmizzzle

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A large mass usually regarded as a shit sack.It is often a brick-like bruiser intended to body slam anyone dumb enough to reject the beast. Also known as Dolevov Safranov Nissyanov Dolevov, Dolev is brethren to all ye worthy of his/its fatass ferocity. Resides in Texas.
a dolev of shit stuck on the rim of the toilet bowl.
by kalmizzzle February 08, 2010

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