Caliang is a name only specified for sexy motherfuckers. it also means "Calvin" in english. it means that you have an 18 inch dick, when erected. caliang is a boy who will get raped by a thirteen year old girl in his school yard. Caliangs nick name is Nigger, negro, or jewish cracker. he loves handball, and wants to suck his own dick.
"Wow caliang, shut the fuck up fagbag."
"person: did you hear what caliang did?
person2: yea! he sucked his dick yesterday!
person: i wish i was caliang!"