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8 definitions by kahoutek

 
1.
a funhouse is a euphemism for a vagina
I wanna put my cock into your funhouse tonight!
by kahoutek June 30, 2009
 
2.
a naughty neighbor is a euphemism for a woman's asshole
I wanna lick your pussy and your naughty neighbor as well tonight!
by kahoutek June 30, 2009
 
3.
a pest. a person who turns out to be the kind of friend you don't really want around, but can't seem to get rid of. The kind of person who has no life and sends spam emails to a bunch of people he he barely knows just so he can feel like he is communicating and has a life. The kind of person who is not above using emotional blackmail to get you to be friends with them.
that guy is such a herb! I never respond to his emails and the creep calls me out of the blue last night to bullshit. he needs to get a life!
by kahoutek July 07, 2009
 
4.
when a guy gets a hard on after having sex with a woman who is menstruating.
I got a cherry wood last night when I fucked my girlfriend!
by kahoutek July 02, 2009
 
5.
when someone drinks too much and passes out and pisses in their bed.
Whoa my boyfriend drank too much whiskey last night and pulled a black out piss this morning!
by kahoutek July 07, 2009
 
6.
when you text your girlfriend dirty messages
my boyfriend just sent me another pussy text!
by kahoutek July 03, 2009
 
7.
when someone is so strung out on methamphetamine and horny but can't get a hard-on
I had a bad case of the honky tonk blues last night!
by kahoutek July 02, 2009