The state of being embodied by an individual who runs sans pants through a public place while wearing rabbit ears and waving his/her pants overhead.

To reach the state of Jamaican de Pants Rabbit, one must complete the run while a by-stander recognizes the individual as De Pants Rabbit and shouts in a Jamaican accent, “Look mon. De Pants Rabbit.”

The Velvet de Pants Rabbit is another variation in which the individual completes the run completely nude.

To reach the state of Jamaican Velvet de Pants Rabbit – the highest form of De Pants Rabbit an individual can obtain – one must complete the run completely nude, while a by-stander shouts in a Jamaican accent, “Look mon. De Pants Rabbit.” Few ever obtain the Jamaican Velvet de Pants Rabbit.

The act of spontaneously vomiting a rainbow, most notably when an individual’s level of thankfulness and/or excitement/joy in regards to being thankful reaches an overwhelming level. It is the highest level of thanks one person can give to another.

An individual known for his/her foul-mouthed language much of which is bleeped by a disembodied voice or TV studio device. Bleepy Bison individuals are aware of their excessive use of expletives, but are powerless to end the behavior. The use of colorful language is almost autonomic, like breathing. Confronting a Bleepy Bison about his/her PG-13 vocabulary often leads to more obscenities and more bleeping.

Not to be confused with Byron - poet, philanderer and Bleepy Bison of his day.

A cat that wears a sweater. Some sweater cats have a trademark or signature sweater.

The act of snatching a mustache from someone’s face. The stache snatcher must complete three steps to consider a stache snatch successful: 1) snatch a stache, 2) dash and 3) sell that stache for cash. When snatching stache, the most successful snatchers apply General Wang’s stratagem: the element of surprise. There’s nothing quite like a surprise stache snatch.

Any congregation, gathering or joining of beavers (genus Castor) to party, boogie and generally “get down.” Beaver parties are easily identified by two factors: 1) the presence of beavers and 2) hearing the German techno, beaver party anthem “Sweaty Beaver, Hot Dam.”