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3 definitions by junk food for the brain

 
1.
A group of Christians who believe that it is their burden (very similar to the white man's burden in Africa) to impose their "morality," which apparently has been endorsed by a so-called son of God who has been missing (or dead) for the past 2000 years, the same amount of time that his return has been imminent. The only way to do this, of course, is to get into politics, the most amoral activity on the planet. When dealing with the Moral Majority, watch out for harsh judgements, death threats, and an occasional lie, since this is all in the son of God's book, the Bible.
The Moral Majority have forced school prayer on all students under penalty of crucifiction.
by junk food for the brain April 22, 2005
 
2.
noun
1) Someone who wears the "You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're the same" t-shirt, which itself is mass produced by the same company that owns Abercrombie and Fitch for their "alternative" store, Hot Topic.
2) Someone who exaggerates their life in a private neighborhood so it becomes worse than those children in Africa who are starving to death and dying of AIDs at the same time.
Adj.
Used to describe anything that would imply the behaviors above.
Noun:
1) Heh heh, that mallcore goth wears the same eyeliner Ashlee Simpson uses.
2) Ha, look at this, I found the mallcore goth's journal. . .here it is "Pain, suffering, cutting the flesh. . ."

Adj:
Slipknot is mallcore goth and safe for small children.
by junk food for the brain June 14, 2005
 
3.
noun

also known as God, Jesus, Allah, Yahweh, etc.

1) an omniscient and omnipotent being that created the world yet cannot deal with that pimple on his backside, the devil, without a massive loss of life according to Christians
2) an ejaculation of surprise or anger or other such emotion, commonly used by stereotypical black servants in old movies
1) Some people say that the Lord Almighty is everywhere. This means that He is in your mother's vagina and up your asshole at the same time.
2) "Lord Almighty! I do declare, Mistress Scarlett, today's going to be a scorcher!"
by junk food for the brain April 20, 2005