The double-botched "language" that annoying Americans will be attempting to utter once they are about 5 tequila shots in to their Cinco de Mayo celebration at the local Mexican restaurant.
drunk American dude (DAG): scuuuuse me! Hey. Hey...Hey-o! You there! The El Waiter-o!!
Waiter-o: Yes, may I help you, Senor?
DAG: Wait, who er you, again? Oh yeah! El waiter-o! (voice gets even louder to emphasize his need to communicate) Ineeeed-o a shot-o of te-kill-ya, and nuther' one uh those Dos exes.
Waiter-o: lo siento, senor. No hablo Spanglush.