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1 definition by juicylips123

A retarded fuck that won't shut the fuck up. A bastard that is a lady's man but really can't get with anyone. His laugh is like a constipated hippo and when he moves all his blubber jiggles up and down. He thinks he's so cool but no! He acutally is friendless because no body gives a shit about him, not even his own mama. Don't hang out with a fucktard because you know they are really just a piece of shit!
Fucktard: Alex Glover. A red headed retard that needs a slap upside the head. He thinks his dick is hot but there's actually nothing there! Caution, avoid this stalking piece of shit creep othewise he might rape you.
by juicylips123 November 01, 2009
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