7 definitions by judochop

Average Frustrated Chump: An AFC is a man who unknowingly kills the sexual and romantic interests of a woman through the very deeds and behaviors he believes should arouse them. This ironic outcome is usually attributed to a complete imbalance of qualities in the AFC, such as the extreme willingness to listen, understand and comfort a woman, while also sharply contrasting this by a concentrated effort to avoid sexual innuendos or advances of any kind, avoiding differing opinions or interests that may insinuate any incompatibility and the avoidance of telling a woman she is behaving wrong and/or improperly, even in cases when it's clear that she is.

Other typical traits and behaviors of the AFC include but are not limited to:

~An unprecedented ability to forgive a woman for hurtful and/or malicious acts.

~An unusual level of trust that fails to keep gullable behavior in check.

~The act of providing expensive or romantic gifts too readily and/or prematurely.

~The act of performing favors even when he feels he is being taken advantage of.

~The view that the majority of men are heartless dogs who chase women for sexual purposes only.

~An eagerness to display his romantic, chivalrous and sensitive qualities to prove he is not like other men.

~The act of changing who he is in an effort to impress a certain woman.
Because Johnny is such an AFC, Sally decided she didn't want to ruin her friendship with him by getting involved in a sexual relationship.
by Judochop May 13, 2008
An ancient, deceptive art of the female tongue which aims to confuse and entrap men into a false comfort through a cunning ability that allows a woman to say exactly the opposite of what she really means.
Actual Words: "No. It's ok. You can go out drinking with your buddies. I don't mind."

Womanese Translation: "I swear to god if you walk out of that door you're not getting sex for at least a month."
by judochop October 25, 2007
A self-descriptive term often used in personal ads, which is synonymous with boring mother fucker.
Hi. My name is John. I'm a 34 year old stamp collector with a mature personality.
by judochop October 25, 2007
The seduction community is a large group of men who have a specific interest in studying, practicing and discussing the principles of attracting women, although interests generally span the well-being of a man in all other aspects of life as well.

The community is composed of a loose hierarchy that is based on the knowledge, experience and success one has achieved with the opposite sex. A low rung member of the community is typically referred to as an AFC (average frustrated chump), while more experienced members are known as PUAs (pick up artists), the most esteemed of which have published books and provide live "workshops" in which men can attend, learn from and interact with extremely successful PUAs face to face.

The community was a result of a rising popularity in a niche of the self-help industry that had separated itself from the general relationship issues to focus more on the nature of the singles scene itself.

Although the industry today approaches the singles scene from both the male and female perspectives, it is also becoming highly commercialized, over-saturated and is teaming with material that should probably be avoided, or better yet, burned in a bonfire.

Mystery, Neil Strauss, David DeAngelo, Juggler and Ross Jeffries are often considered some of the most notable members of the seduction community.
by Judochop May 13, 2008
A self-descriptive term often used in personal ads, which is synonymous with boring as all hell.
Hi. My name is John. I'm a 34 year old stamp collector with a mature personality.
by judochop October 25, 2007
A young male who will give up countless hours listening to the problems of his very attractive female friends who talk about their apathetic, Baywatch jock of a boyfriend because he actually believes listening and genuinely caring is going to eventually get him laid. Although always surrounded by beautiful girls, the nice guy can’t get a girlfriend or even facilitate the alleviation of certain “drives” because he himself will always compare his “ordinary” physical appearance to the Baywatch beach bum’s. The nice guy would never capitalize on a vulnerable girl, objectify or cheat on a girl, he will go out of his way and bend over backwards to help his “friends” and will never ask for anything in return but no matter how intelligent, understanding, humorous, compassionate, trusting or loyal the nice guy is. The female cohort will always pass him up and endure any length of abuse, objectification, apathy and cold-heartedness from a man if he has physical attractiveness, fashion, big muscles and chiseled facial features because for her it's better than dealing with a man that will grovel at her feet when she tries to break up with him because he doesn't understand how pathetic and transparent appeasement really is.

The nice guy will eventually realize that his dependability and empathy will never be appreciated and all his friendships with females are all one-sided long before he realizes that putting up the effort to deal with a shallow, materialistic bitch is worth even so much as one ounce of his time and energy. After rejecting the nice guy, the girl will never even think about dating a nice guy in the future, which in turn will make the every other nice guy on the planet feel even more depressed because they all devote so much time and energy to being exactly what many other shallow, materialistic bitches know how to avoid men who are warped from being exposed to rejection they'll never understand to the point that he will either live the rest of his life alone in a tiny apartment, jerking off to old Saved by the Bell episodes or get drunk one night and impregnate a 300-pound, cross-eyed derelict who works at Wendy’s and spend the rest of his life being treated like shit.

The whole ‘nice guy’ phenomenon really supports the idea that nice guys primarily notice the physical appearances of other men and become insanely jealous to the point where they believe shrewdness, selfishness and narcissism will always triumph over compassion, rapport and “inner beauty” because they never realize they are driving these women straight into the arms of these assholes, usually because they don't understand that always being nice makes every nice act completely meaningless and disgenuine for a woman because that's all they do 24/7.
"Jeez Patrick, I hope I can find a nice guy like you someday."

"Well, if you need me I'll be at home, crying myself to sleep while masturbating to the sound of my 70-year-old neighbors having sex while playing some ps2 because all I know how to do is be a sickly sweet doormat and feel sorry for myself. Please love me with your pity."
by judochop October 25, 2007
An ancient, deceptive art of the female tongue which aims to confuse and entrap men into a false comfort through a cunning ability that allows a woman to say exactly the opposite of she really means.
Actual Words: "No. It's ok. You can go out drinking with your buddies. I don't mind."

Womanese Translation: "I swear to god if you walk out of that door you're not getting sex for at least a month."
by judochop October 25, 2007

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