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2 definitions by juanster

 
1.
WTD
Instead of "What the fuck", it's "What the dick". Used to express surprise, anger, and other such emotions.
When i failed my calculus test and my friend laughed I was like dude WTD
by juanster July 29, 2010
 
2.
Being a witness to your own life struggles and the struggles of others. Someone who is always struggling and failing in life.
My roommate is always stealing my clothes, what a witness.

Today I was being such a witness, I used a box as a laundry basket!

"Stole toilet paper from work. #witness"
by Juanster June 02, 2014