7 definitions by juanchito

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a lucky retard (word is a play on words on fucktard)
Wow, that retard won the lottery! What a lucktard!
by juanchito February 05, 2008

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The oldest and funniest character in Futurama; Fry's great-great-great.....great uncle; the father/creator of Cubert Farnsworth; a prestigious member of the Academy of Inventors.
Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: "Good news, everyone! The university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges. Wait! That's not good news at all!"
by juanchito February 29, 2008

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the opposite of lucktard; what all retards are
All retards are unlucktards because being a retard is unlucky.
by juanchito February 06, 2008

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An assessment worth more than a quiz but less than an exam; what cool teachers call a quest.
Ok class, tomorrow we'll be having a quizzam on the trustworthiness of online databases that anyone can contribute to or edit.
by Juanchito March 09, 2009

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reference to the difficulty of achieving great academic success, such as winning Math Counts, that only Asians and Jews have the chance of doing
Jim: I was thinking of trying out for the Trivia Bowl Team.
Ping-Ling Feldgoldfarb: Good luck on that, you know, getting past the Jewsian factor...
by juanchito March 16, 2008

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the voice with which a kid speaks when conversing with an adult; this voice is marked by faked politeness and is often several octaves higher than the normal voice
Matt: Chris, your grown-up voice makes you sound like a pre-pubescent girl.
by Juanchito September 16, 2010

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an effeminate male (nelly)
I'm not gay, I'm just a nellie...
by juanchito March 15, 2008

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