1 definition by juan pe petuch

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Adj.=to be a burger of douch similar to a "douch bag" but more creative and more insulting. if you call someone a douch burger they should instantly realize that they are dealing with a person of great superiority and should manage their time with the person accordingly.
schmidty- Err my names schmidty and i love internal bombings err
devin- schmidty your such a douch burger
schmidty- Err my names schmidty and i had no clue that i was dealing with a person with such superiority. i will adjust my day accordingly err.
devin- Err my names schmidty and im a douch burger errr.
by juan pe petuch July 15, 2010

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