combing the piss
, and wank
, the pishwank utilises an exponentially greater physical purging and pleasuring of the self through a coalescence of centrifugal and deep-rooted human urges to achieve satisfaction in its truest and purest form.
i made a mess on the carpet and the walls and the ceiling and the furniture when i forgot to put down plastic sheets before pishwanking
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