10 definitions by jtothac

Description of a person, usually female, stricken by a particularly severe lack of intelligence. The blonde's brain, whcih is limited in size, is constantly in a daze, making the understanding of very simple ideas, concepts, and jokes impossible for her.
"How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner. How does the blonde confuse you? She comes back and says she did."
by JtothaC March 13, 2005

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Used as an exclamation, mayo is a close relative of the words pwned and owned. In this sense when one shouts out "Mayo!" to another they are aknowledginf the total lack of disrespect that was just shown to that person. Mayo, being so similar in color and texture to sperm, is used in this way to closely relate a person being disrespected to a whoman who allows a man to spread his seed all over her face after performing oral sex on him.
"That chick just flicked you off! Mayo!"
by JtothaC March 13, 2005

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A french slang which describes having a large posterior. In english it would be the same as the terms "J-Lo ass", "ghetto booty", or more commonly "fat ass"
"Regarder cette fille, elle a un cul-de-sac" (translates to 'Look at that girl, she has a fat ass')

"Je suis désolé pour vous dire que votre amie a un cul-de-sac (translates to 'I'm sorry to tell you that your girlfriend has a fat ass')
by JtothaC March 12, 2005

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