An action that can be performed by either sex. On the male side...Shave your balls...wait a couple of days till stubble develops. After the eager awaiting of the stubble...drag your balls across your significant others face....leaving red marks...and if your balls are heavy enough....flesh wounds could possibly occur.
On the female side. After stubble develops from shaving your ferret flap...Convince your partner to give you a mustache ride. Grind your stubbly box into your partners face causing red marks and scracthes.
Oh god my face is killing me. I just woke up and I think John gave me the Kentucky Face Grader last night....oh well guess i wont have to exfoliate today.