A term that is used to describe a person, action, or situation that is extremely pathetic and/or awful. This term illustrates the look on your face when you are helplessly hungover on the couch with froey hair and glasses on eating a box of cheezits because you can't hold anything else down. Or it perfectly puts into words the awfulness of your roomate when he claims to be going on a diet, but that diet turns out to be Chicken Fajita Pita's and curly fries instead of a burger.
"Mel, you're so fael, all you do is get high, eat J-Bo and watch Grandma's Boy"
"Dude, last night you came home from James Beach with that Divorcee, you're so fael!"