84 definitions by jsd96321

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A some time actress / model who is famous for being famous.
A woman of low moral character who will have sex with black athletes and rappers for the shock value it brings.
A woman with an impossibly large butt.
Attention Whore.
Drama Queen.
A stupid spoiled princess-slut.
Oh my God!! Did you see that attention whore with the huge ass throwing the fit in the restaruant? Who does she think she is, Kim Kardashian? I'm surprised her pimp du jouir didn't slap her down!
by jsd96321 May 30, 2011
A car owned by a trashy nigger.
Generally an older car worth less than a thousand dollars with ten thousand dollar rims and tires and a five thousand dollar stereo.
The body is usually wrecked from nigger bitches driving it while splibbing on their cell phones.
Sometimes referred to as a pimp mobile, clown car, ho transport, ghetto cruiser, crack cruiser, shit box, ghetto phone booth, afro sheen machine or a jerry curl junker.
Any full sized 4 door car can become a nigger mobile.
by jsd96321 January 30, 2012
A porn actress born Rachel Oberlin on 7 October 1986 from Fort Wayne, Indiana.
Until recently she lived a very slutty personal life, tweeting a hotel address and inviting strangers to stand in line to have sex with her.

At last years Berlin Sex Fest she was inserting objects into her vagina while laying on a turn table then throwing the objects into the audience.
She has since left Fort Wayne and moved to LA with her boyfriend and has claimed to no longer make porn films.
I am broken hearted over Bree Olson, I so wanted to have sex with her. I will miss that slut.
by jsd96321 January 14, 2012
A pre-adult homosexual male.
A high school age male cock sucker.
A teen-aged male cum dumpster.
A skinny jeans mascara wearing emo freak.
An under aged queer.
Justin Bieber.
There's a gay boy sucking cock under the bleachers.
by jsd96321 January 10, 2012
A phrase made famous by the 1970's movie Animal House.
The Delta House members converted a 1960's Lincoln in to
a parade float shaped like a cake with the words "Eat Me"
written like frosting across the front.
A phrase often found on etch a sketchs in toy stores.
A greater insult than bite me.
I'm going to spray paint eat me on his car.
by jsd96321 April 22, 2012
A TV show on the A&E network about auctions at storage facilities.
It features the same bidders every week attempting to interject drama into each others lives.
Thery find some interestings things in the storage lockers that they take to experts to learn the history and value.
There are only 2 characters on this show worth watching Barry Weiss and Brandi Passante. Barry is very funny and Brandi is totally hot!
Brandi runs a second hand store called Now & Then with her husband Jarrod Schulz who is a total retard douchebag.
Barry drives a different car every week and usually buys the cheap lockers nobody wants.
I like to watch storage wars to see the unusual items they find in storage lockers.
by jsd96321 February 05, 2012
Statement made just before an untimely passing.
Things said by a person about to unwittingly cause his own death.
Such as:
I promise I won't get hurt.
Hey you guys watch this!
That (insert dangerous animal here) won't attack me.
I checked it's not loaded.
It's deep enough watch me.
I've done this a hundred times.
I know what I'm doing.
I am not going too fast!
I drive drunk all the time nothing's going to happen.
I can handle it.
Famous last words of a fool: This will be easy, no one's going to get hurt.
by jsd96321 February 18, 2012
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