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39 definitions by jrh5356

 
29.
1) Sprank is what guys who distribute methamphetamine tell their clientelle they will get if they will perform felatio on him until he ejaculates his sperm/crank mixture.
2) The combination of crank and sperm.
Bitch, I'm telling you that my sprank will wire you up.
by jrh5356 April 23, 2005
 
30.
1)Those annoying people who walk up to your door, driving the dog crazy and making you think someone's there, only to hang some advert on your door and leave.
Look, the paper hangers trashed your door again.
by jrh5356 April 24, 2005
 
31.
1) In the methamphetamine culture it is any of the female sex who would stay spun for longer than they were really capable of, coherently anyway, and they would begin allowing their imaginations to take over for common sense. Examples would include watching out of windows for the invisible people outside, suddenly thinking everyone else around them are making inside jokes about whatever guilt they have in themselves, or just tweaking too hard.
Most females and many males shouldn't be permitted to stay awake for more than 24 hours at a time.
by jrh5356 April 19, 2005
 
32.
420
1) It was mistakenly reported that there were 420 atoms in one molecule of the tetrahydrocannabinol, and later found to be incorrect, but not until the drug culture had adopted the number as a code for marijuana.


source - High Times magazine
Hey it's 4:19, you got a minute?
by jrh5356 April 18, 2005
 
33.
1) World police, Global Busybodies, Modern Day Crusaders of Democracy,
2) Author of the 9-11 "terrorist" act on the World Trade Center, the biggest lie ever sold.
3) The instigator of the wars in every Middle East country invaded since 9-11
4)War criminals that have gotten away with murder, literally, on a scale so grand it makes the mind wobble.
Once the US Government comes (invades) to your country, they'll never leave.
by jrh5356 April 15, 2005
 
34.
1) While engaged in the act of copulation in the canine position or doggy style, and the male (or female with a strap on dildo)in the rear position senses that their partner (what ever their sex) is achieving a climax, the rear partner will strike, with less than lethal force, the back of the head of the partner in front, giving added intensity of the mind boggling climax, and usually ending an other wise dangerous relationship.
I heard he caused his divorce by Donkey Punching his ol' lady.
by jrh5356 April 15, 2005
 
35.
1) An acronymn referring to those people who sit at highway off ramps and ask for spare change, but won't really work for food. It stands for -
Off Ramp Pan Handling's A Nuisance
Watch me make that ORPHAN jump.
by jrh5356 April 23, 2005